BEATING THE FINANCIAL CRISIS THE WARDY WAY

I'm tempting fate with this one, but I really am quite busy. Good luck!

1. Move to a Third World country;
2. Cry yourself to sleep for the first six years as a penniless TEFL teacher;
3. In desperation, try to learn to become a Web Developer;
4. Give up trying to become a Web Developer;
5. Listen to your wife’s suggestion to use the skills you already have, instead of bumbling around trying to learn new ones * – then stubbornly ignore it;
6. Try to become a Web Developer again;
7. Give up trying to become a Web Developer again and return to point 2;
8. Decide to use the skills you already have, instead of bumbling around trying to learn new ones – and pretend it was all your idea;
9. Become a translator and charge just below global market rates;
10. Sit back and enjoy profiting from the economic chaos that has engulfed the planet and turned exchange rates in your favour, like a Bond villain, or summat;

* Expletives removed for the sake of human decency.