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BREAKING BADLY

Contrary to a common misconception, TEFL has not finally got the better of me and forced me into an early retirement consisting of crafts, art therapy and medication in an institutionalised environment , life has been tossing me hither and thither with almost reckless abandon. The upshot being, I'm back, and this time I mean it . Back from Campinas, which turned out to be a costly move on so many fronts , but now firmly ensconced in a rather fetching house with a big yard, a generous barbecue area, electric lighting and running water. Again, it's election time, and our new neighbour is one of the chosen ones who drives around town with wedding disco speakers tied to the roof of his car urging us all to vote for his candidate - luckily, I can't vote being a foreigner, so a) I can safely ignore him, and b) no one can blame me when it all goes tits up . A woman called today to do a pre-election survey. One of the questions was, "Is there any candidate you look at...

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

Judging by the quantity of Police Statements I am translating at the moment, Northern Ireland is not a good place to be if you're Portuguese. But the more nationals from that country that get beaten up, fail to repay debts, steal each others' electrical equipment and have their windows smashed by gangs of hooded youths, the better for business as far as I'm concerned. The tragedies of globalisation - and they say crime doesn't pay ...