TEFL GRAVEYARD POETRY COMPETITION!
bluebird
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
Who wrote this poem?
- John and Liz Soars (authors of New Headway)
- David Cotton (author of Business Class)
- Simon Haines (author of New First Certificate Masterclass)
- Charles Bukowski (author of All The Assholes in the World And Mine)
- Raymond Murphy (author of English Grammar In Use)
Labels: Competitions
4 Comments:
I don't recognize it, but it sounds like the Barfly Bukowski himself. Do I win a bottle of electric monkey juice?
Took me 12 seconds on google to find that no good boyo was indeed correct. Soooooo dissappointed to find it wasn't the Soarseses* etc. There must be some "good" TEFL poetry out there somewhere! Apparently a DoS in my company had to quit his job because some teachers with a grudge found his blog complete with poetry and he couldn't take the ribbing he got everyday from that day. Lucky the poetry on my blog is well hidden!
TEFLtastic blog- www.tefl.net/alexcase
*Is that the correct plural for Soars?
Congratulations, NGB, I fancied your literary leanings would give you the edge. AC, allegedly John Soars has been known to write some pretty racy stuff after a night out getting beered up, but I believe Liz has consistently vetoed publication.
NGB, the dictionary is all yours, as promised in the quiz post: click here
Bingo! I love words, me.
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