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Gadjo Dilo said…
Keep posting 'em, MC; we Englishmen abroad will never get tired of clips seeing from Withnail & I!
No Good Boyo said…
Better than Shakespeare.

Yes, SBM, that's the old wolf enclosure at London Zoo. The wolves have been moved to a safari park as they were spooked by too many students reciting Hamlet at them with a bottle of Sanatogen in hand.

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